I'm sitting in the kitchen and Sydney and Shaun are in Sydney's room watching Madagascar. I think this is the 3rd time that Shaun has watched it but since he is on bed rest, he is watching lots of TV.
From Sydney's room I hear this.
Shaun: I did it myself Sydney.
Sydney: You did Shaun. That's excellent! That's so good!
Shaun: Yeah Sydney!
Sydney: Can you do it for me Shaun?
I don't know what "it" is. I'm sure that I should go check. But I don't hear any screams. So I stay seated!
Sydney was on a roll today! She was eating a Lunchable and she tried to fold the "pizza" bread in half. She went to put it into her mouth and said to me "It's like a ..." and then said some word that I couldn't understand. I guessed cracker and something else and neither guess was correct. I asked her to say it again and said that Mommy was sorry that she couldn't understand. At that point she looked at me in disgust and said, "Forget it!"
Later I climbed out of the shower and had on all of my clothes but my shorts. I slipped on my flip-flops and got ready to head for the dresser for my shorts. Sydney said, "Mom, you aren't going like that?" She said it with a mixture of fear and disgust. So I answered, "Yes I am." (Because I thought that I didn't really need fashion advice from a 3 year old.)
She then responded, "Mom, if you go to the store like that, people will say where are your shorts? Besides, you are almost butt naked!" Since she is only 3 and already thinks that her mother is an idiot, what do you think it will be like when she is a teenager?